Monster cereal...

One of each..Frankenberry..Countchocula..Booberry. its halloween so the monster cereal is on every shelf at Publix so its a need..a want..a must..I take it home with my 0% fat milk (creamy colored water) and I start with Frankenberry cause hes the prettiest and im so disappointed.. it really does taste like pencil shavings...the berries are not that sweet or my taste buds have gotten old. To be honest its kinda slimy not fun at all so I put it in Decembers bowl and she looks at me like I'm crazy. She wont even eat it. So one at a time my childhood eating adentures are shot down..crash n burn..back to my bowled egg and coffee. At least when I run a frankenberry wont jump out of my nose because cardboard doesn't digest. 

Friend day..

Friend day!!!! It used to be everyday when me and Heather would get together and do lunch and talk talk talk..but since I moved way over here in ooltewah we only have friend day once a month. We went to the movies which we all know has the most mouth watering poison in the world. She promised no popcorn and we didnt. What an awesome supportive friend. I did carry cheese.. nuts and yogurt balls in my purse and she didnt judge me. :) Today I get on my runnin hat and start slow as always..its still dark of course so noone in the neighborhood will see my ass floppin..I get up the hill and it starts to pour the rain.. I just kept runnin..runnin..runnin..crying..crying..crying. theres nothing like it. Life comes pouring with the rain..hurt frustrations anger..all come running down my face. I want to stop and eat a twinkie but a good song comes on and I chose to sing. .loud..I hope I wake up everyone within ear shot. Someone ask me yesterday what do you do when life gets comforted by food..I dont know I said. And I dont.. What do we do?? Life is hard..we get up ..breathe in and out..the belly hurt takes over sometimes till the only way to stop it is eat....or run. If I run hard enough...fast enough..maybe it wont catch me. Revenge only hurts me but it might be better than food.. im sure it weighs more. So I invite life in and give it the finger. This moment is awesome and then the next moment is awesome..then I run into my garage soaking wet and dance to taylor swift..shake it victory dance..if only snoopy or Heather were here :)

Livin the sweet life...

Halloweenie!!! One of my favorite holidays.  Not because of spooks.. scary movies or thiller being played every 7 minutes but because of the CANDY! Halloween candy isles have their own theme song. You walk in..music plays ..*tada yummy yummy (yes I wrote it) lights flash and rainbows shoot across the beautiful pieces of sugar poison. I can buy enough to last till Thankgiving candy because I dont give out candy to little children..I keep it for myself.. then thanksgiving last till Christmas candy which is pretty damn good. The sweet chocolate that I put in everyones stocking is just a trick cause im really gonna steal it later and eat it myself. Valentines..well we all known how gorgeous that huge snoopy box of chocolates my honey buys me is.. one bite then put that piece back..another bite on a dark piece..then another..yummmm. then I wait for Easter candy..the greatest candy ever!!! Not just the kinds of candy but the beautiful colors put a smile on my face for weeks. And fat rolls on my chin for years. Easter candy doesnt last till 4th of July candy and its not so good and never last till the long wait back to halloween....* trick or treat.. swell my feet..give me cheese n nuts to eat! Bullshit I want poison