My weekend workouts consist of dah do run run and the killing of the biggest tarantula spiders ever! I beat the shit outta them with my running shoe and my bugs bunny arms are reaping the benifit :) I wonder if they are coming from the lake because the germaphobe side of me wants to burn something down eekkkk!!! On another note I go buy some aspargus tips and because every school aged snotty kid is in Publix on tax free weekend I run in and out quickly. I opened the bag and it says tips n stems...STEMS are sticks. Green sticks. Did u know this ?? I think one jammed into my nose hole while I chewed. Then I look at the organic yogurt covered berries label that ive been treating myself to and 21 grams of poison have been going straight to my big fat bubble guts. Shit! Gained 247lbs this weekend..such bullshit! Now if I could talk Adell into marrying me so she could read and sing to me at nite with that sweet sultry voice of hers.. life would be complete.
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