Jack Nicholson is the most unattractive grossness ever. Beyonce or Bon jovi cant sing. Kristian Stewart cant act. Me..well I cant get in a car with a box of little debbie treats. I can drive a stick shift. I can decorate a wood shed like a palace. I can run for 15 whole minutes without falling down. But I cant drive past Sweet Frog without wanting to eat a cup of every sweet flavor they have in one sitting. I envy people who get up every day and never think twice about what they will eat. Or put on a tshirt only to enjoy Thor on the front of it instead of whether it covers the blubber ass following behind them. I have no answer for why I am like I am. So im getting in my car and driving down to the piggly wiggly to get me some green beans...some Bad Medicine as Bon Jovi would wail... :/ shit...
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