So ive been running my tits off for about 8 months now and I still hate its guts but love its guts too..theres a fine line there ya know..and my new plan is to firm up what jiggles when I run and fall down. My arms are finally tiny..er.. I used to have arms like Popeye and it looks like I have on a lace poncho I have so much skin hangin so its time to pump it up and get some guns! I think I should work my tush too it needs a twerky lift. I was told by someone who works out everyday to start with a jump rope.... *:€ u have got to be fuckin kiddin me friend. I rolled for ten minutes over this rubber thingy and now have a concussion with a broke spleen. Ive also been having dizzy spells I feel all weird and shit..could be malnutrition or low blood pressure not sure... but what I am sure of is that im drowning from drinking 75000 gallons of water a day ..tired from having to pee every 4 1/2 minutes and I need mouth to mouth from Salma Hayek or Eward....maybe they will bring me a nice juice box and peanut butter n jelly sandwich. Lose the pipe dream and heading back to the gym tonite and this time im just gonna lift up stuff... like a lady n shit
No comments:
Post a Comment