Panic... I put on my pants and notice my bubble guts are hanging over my belt..oh hell no!! So I cheated ..fuck.. got up on a beautiful sunday morning and me n jiggly bits go for a run..my husband says lets ride up to the smokies.. lets do it I say. Off we go and of course EATING AT JOES is the greatest thing on the planet. Two hush puppies one cocunut shrimp and half a crab cake later im crackin! Its awesome. Then the hot n fresh sign is blinkin at krispycreme and standing in that line is like standing at the pearly gates. The basterds were sold out of banana creme but that was the best hot doughnut I have ever ate..cept for the second hot doughnut it was even better. I feel no guilt..I have no regrets but I am in a panic. Fat will creep up on you fast ya know. I must have not been in too much of a way.. after the puke I buy yogurt covered blueberries and eat almost all of them. :/ nope ..no regrets. Im home alone and I put on my loudest snoopy dancin music and im shakin it like a Polaroid until the fat falls off or hurts whichever is first.
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