Ahhh love ... its almost Valentine's Day my favorite time...well my favorite candy anyway and my true love..Speaking of true love..my new beautiful and sweet friends Lindsey and Amanda @ my awesome as shit new job have introduced me to these tiny little things called thumbprint or fingerprint or willie wonka print i dont know cookies AND OMG THEY ARE AMAZING!! (So are my new friends) :) we walk to the bakery and buy a dozen and i have all 12 crammed in my stupid fat belly by the time we get back to the office. Theres also this wonderful chocolate icing thingy that if heaven was real it would be dead square in the middle of it..so Lins decided its name is chocalate heaven.. (i agree) theres also huge bear claws that would be the claw of a bear if the bear was made out of a huge fuckin doughnut! Yummy.. so after three weeks of craming a dozen cookies in my face at a time or a chocolate heaven cloud or two and a few lunches of poison and these things called chicken nuggets (your right amanda they are nuggets of something but its not chicken. .i just threw up a little) i have gained another 8lbs :/ For everyone who is on this weight lose journey or i dont want to die from being fat plan just know that if you stop keeping track (write that shit down!) of the poison you eat daily or if you get lazy and stop planning your weekly meals YOU WILL GO RIGHT BACK TO FAT TOWN! Your body does not give a shit that you only had a boiled egg and green beans for lunch if you eat or swallow whole a dozen cookies it only runs to your fat cells. It also hurts when you run and the extra fat flops up over and over again and hits you in the top of the head :/ it also makes your pinkey toes fat and you have to buy new running shoes. Sooo moral of this blog. . Love of candy love of friends love of job....it all makes you Fat. So back to my real eating plan. Lets do this ...
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